Coupling

I feel like this should have it's own website.

American couples do cute things, sure, such as talking in baby voices to one another and putting their hands in each other's back pockets, but they have nothing on this overwhelmingly, jaw-droppingly cute thing Chinese couples do:

Eww, gross. Gag me with their matching polos.

Bumble bee mating dances. Nasty.

Their shirts should say "The Original Desirables"

"Oh we have much fun, dahleeng"

"Lovers!?" Sick! Vomit!!!!!